My Purse
July 23, 2011 dduvall2
If my purse could talk… it would say, YOU DISGUST ME!
My purse is the one thing that shows me what kind of night I had previous. I normally start the night off with the following items in my purse:
This is not me!
In college – before I came around to using purses, I would stuff everything in my bra. Why… I don’t know?!? I was the anti-purse in college. Keeping in mind that I have a small chest and somehow a lumpy bra made more sense than carrying a purse! Now… after any given night of drinking and bar hopping, I can find any of the following in my purse:
- Business cards from random men
- Coasters from different bars
- receipts
- Beads/jewelry
- A ring pop
- Hand sanitizer
- Cocktail straws
- Tampon
- Stud finder (yes, that thing that finds nails in the walls!)
- Strapless bra (so uncomfortable and it slides down!)
- Misc notes from myself on bar napkins
I come from a long line of hoarders… and even though I keep a clean and get-rid-of-it lifestyle, I still can’t shake the purse hoarding.
There has to be a program out there for me!
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1. titz mageeeee&hellip | August 6, 2011 at 4:50 pm
After a weekend at the beach, you’ve got one more random purse item to add.. bottle opener keychain souvenir with photo of “what was his name again?” guy!